Lindsay saved her career (unless she goes to jail tomorrow)!

Even though yesterday the producer said that Lindsay Lohans “management team” (that’s her mom, btw) was too difficult to deal with and he wasn’t gonna cast her in his shitty, almost-certainly-never-going-to-be-made movie about John Gotti, today is a new day and a new desperate attempt to stay in the press, and so now she will be in the “movie”, unless she goes to jail for six months, starting tomorrow.

Lohan’s preliminary hearing will proceed on Friday as planned, a source told Radar, despite the fact that the starlet invoked the Christian holy day of Good Friday as an excuse to postpone.
Friday’s hearing is expected to last most of the day, and Judge Stephanie Sautner banned cameras inside her courtroom.  The hearing could help determine whether there’s enough evidence for a trial.

It’s been said that Judge Sautner is extremely tough on repeat offenders, and if she decides there’s enough evidence for a trial, she will almost certainly also declare that Lindsay violated her probation and send her to jail, immediately, for up to six months. At this point her best bet is to kill herself and just roll the dice that gets reincarnated as someone good.