Lindsay Lohan will be on the Tonight Show tonight

Yesterday, just two days after taking her 5th mug shot, Lindsay Lohan taped an interview for the Tonight Show that will air Tuesday, and this morning the Today Show had a clip of Jay Leno asking her a question. So let’s play a game.

One of these quotes is from her answer to Jay, one is what she said to a judge in July of 2010, one is from an interview in February of 2010, and one is from an interview in March of 2009. Guess which one is from yesterday and you win 3 months of WWTDD Pro. That’s a $9,000 value.

LENO: “At what point did you realize, ‘Oh my God, I could lose this, this could slip away from me?’ “

LINDSAY 1 – “I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them.”

LINDSAY 2 – “I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions.”

LINDSAY 3 – “I just want to live the dream that I’ve worked so hard for since I was 4 years old.
“My past is my past and it’s been a long one, but I’m growing more and learning more day by day.
No one is perfect … You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself.”

LINDSAY 4 – “Being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have … But I’m not a kid anymore, I’m 24, I’ve made a lot of mistakes and I recognize that. I’m in the clear now, and as long as I stay focused, I can achieve what I want to achieve.”

I know it was subtle but my point is she says this shit all the time. It’s kind of sad. Maybe she could have been more than she is but she was born to two white trash retards and this is what you get. This is why we need to take away kids bike helmets and hand them lit fireworks taped to a dodge ball. That stuff used to kill or at least maim all the clumsy, slow witted dumb asses. The rope swing was their natural predator. Now they grow up and have 8 fuckin kids all exactly like Lindsay.

(1 = February 2010, 2 = July 2010, 3 = March 2009, 4 = yesterday)