Lindsay Lohan wants to skip court to observe Good Friday

I want to preface this by mentioning that the picture above, of Lindsay Lohan at Coachella, was taken yesterday. On Palm Sunday. Okay here we go…

(Lindsay Lohan will) ask the judge to cancel this Friday’s hearing because it’s Good Friday, a Christian holiday that marks the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
The postponement request was discussed last week during the meeting between Lindsay’s (attonrey, the DA, and the judge). 
While all involved agreed in principle, it’s not a done deal.
“The DA wants Lindsay’s lawyer to formally file the motion to continue the preliminary hearing,” the source said.
Lohan would still appear in court on Friday but just to hear Sautner formally rule on the motion. If a new date is set, it’s likely to be sometime next month. 

So Lindsay would still have to appear in court, she just won’t have her hearing. She’ll buy herself another month on that. Because she’s claiming to be religious. And for some reason the judge has to play along with this bullshit.

The only way this would be even remotely satisfying is if the judge answered Lindsays smart ass request by having a crown of thorns nailed into her head all day.