Lindsay Lohan is not in any new movies, part 2

Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t actually been hired to play Victoria Gotti in the movie about John Gotti starring John Travolta, but now the producer says he not only wants to (eventually) hire her for this movie, but another one after that. And why not! These aren’t real movies anyway!

Marc Fiore, executive producer of the upcoming Gotti: Three Generations (told Radar): “I want Lindsay to be in Gotti and another movie that I’m producing. She’s a great, great actress.”
Fiore brushed off Lohan’s habit to let trouble find her, saying: “She’s been very professional with me. People make mistakes. Look at so many other people in Hollywood.”

If Lindsay was really so great she would have been hired by now. I don’t think this is a real movie though. The producer has never produced anything. The writer has never written anything. There’s no director. They say Joe Pesci is in it, and maybe he is, I don’t know, but I do know he’s made 2 movies in the past 13 years. Seems hard to believe this will be number 3.

So why not, why not give Lindsay a two-picture deal? This is all imaginary, so whatever man. It’s not like someone is gonna arrest you. Say Pesci is in it. He’s great. People will see he came out of retirement for this and be like, oh hey neat. Fuck it, Gene Hackman and Sean Connery are in it too. That’s how amazing this movie is. It’s got the greatest cast never assembled.