“Wait, don’t leave! I’m not done!’’

Fresh from getting boo’d off the stage in New York, Charlie Sheen took his show to Boston last night and proved he can drive audiences away no matter where he goes. The Boston Globe says…

Just before 10 last night, as hundreds of disgusted spectators streamed toward the exits at Agganis Arena, Charlie Sheen shouted from the stage: “Wait, don’t leave! I’m not done!”
But most of them kept right on going, and who could blame them? For nearly 90 minutes they had been subjected to a witless barrage of non sequiturs, non-stories, non-jokes — a non-event, start to finish.
When the dreary debacle was finally over, the applause died before Sheen had even left the stage.

Charlie Sheen is a bitter and delusional drunk, so I’m not sure why those people are booing. What the hell did they expect. It’s like boo’ing at the Special Olympics.

(note: paula dean was at the same new york hotel as sheen, and sheen is searching for a new goddess. coincidence?)