Lindsay Lohans probation report will be “devastating”

When Lindsay Lohan rejected a plea agreement yesterday, it meant that she was choosing to stand before a judge who not only preside over her felony theft trial, but also determine if she violated her probation.

This is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, so of course she did. A lot.

The L.A. County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she’s convicted of felony grand theft, TMZ reports.
Multiple sources familiar with the probation report say the report contains something “shocking” and “devastating” against Lindsay.  
The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics, only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay.
Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.

I get the feeling this will be disappointing, just more drinking and drugs. She’s too dumb to do anything really good. Like if it were a murder plot or something it would involve piranhas or getting someone to stand on a big red X.