Lindsay Lohan is probably going to jail for 18 days

Lindsay Lohan was accused of stealing a necklace from a jewelry store on February 2nd, and ever since she’s leaked stories to anyone who would print them that she was innocent, that the store loaned it to her and was now making up these crazy lies to get publicity.

Unfortunately for Lindsay that’s not true, she stole that shit and it’s all on camera. And now faced with lots of jail time after a trial or less jail time with a plea bargain, she’s going with the plea bargain. TMZ says…

(Lindsays attorney) Shawn Holley has been speaking with Dannette Meyers (the DA) about a plea but Meyers won’t budge on six months in jail.
Holley and Meyers will go to court next week and meet with Judge Keith Schwartz in his chambers (to ask) what sentence he’d hand down if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest. 
Sources (say) he would probably go for a three-month sentence.
Meyers and Holley believe Lindsay will only do 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding.  So, if Judge Schwartz gave 3 months, she’d only serve 18 days.

And this will be state prison, not county jail, which, if you’re famous, is less of a jail and more like a free hostel with a photobooth. State would be much rougher. I’m not saying I hope Lindsay goes in there and gets beaten up, but I’m very definitely not not saying that either.

(lindsay hasn’t been out much lately, but she was over at the london west hollywood hotel 3 days ago in a dress that looks like it comes off very very easily. im sure thats coincidence. image source = flynet)