Lindsay Lohan is dropping her last name

This story about Lindsay Lohan dropping the “Lohan” from her name and now only going by “Lindsay” includes, I shit you not, the following quote:

“So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list.”

Even if “that list” was about famous black women whose middle names start with “G”, having Lindsay on it would still make more sense that a list about the “greatest people in showbiz”. But these Lohan’s are dumb as rocks so, behold some more of their mighty reasoning…

Lindsay had been thinking about dropping her surname for some time but at first thought no one would know who she was. It was only after the infamous Super Bowl E-trade advertisement referring to a baby as “that milkaholic Lindsay,” that she knew she no longer needed it.

That line of thinking is followed by…

“And it’s a way for (her) to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.”

So everyone knows her as “Lindsay”, but she wants a fresh start, so she’ll officially be known only as “Lindsay”. Yeah that makes sense. An incrementally superficial change will finally turn everything around. It would be like if there was a bear that kept eating people, and the rangers idea was to put a hat on it.

(image source = splash news online)