though completely innocent, Lindsay wants a plea bargain

CNN spoke to Lindsay Lohans attorney today, and even though Lindsay is a sweet little angel being framed by a wicked jewelry store, she will consider a plea deal if it will keep her out of jail.

“Ms. Lohan maintains her innocence, and now that I’ve seen the police reports, I believe the case is entirely defensible,” (Lohans attorney) said. “Having said that, we will entertain a discussion concerning a plea if it means no jail so that she can move forward with her recovery and her career.”

This DA seems really annoyed with Lindsays arrogance and theatrics, so hopefully she won’t make a deal. Unless the deal is to do that one where they put her head and hands in that locking piece of wood thing and we get to spank her. I could go for that.