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February 11, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I was at the store one time, behind these two guys, and one said to the other, “He swears he’s making 100 grand a year at this point, and even if he’s lying he’s makin half that.” And I thought, “no not really.” That’s the thing about lying. There’s no rules, the sky’s the limit, you can say literally anything. You can even lie about your lying, it’s all up to you.
Point being, Lindsay Lohan went on her twitter last night…
“i just want to be on set again, and left alone to just work!
fyi- i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal…”
Well, yeah, dickhead, we know you weren’t specifically raised to lie, cheat, and steal. You’re not Nikita, you weren’t trained at this, you weren’t adopted by Fagin, we get that. So what? You still do it. And you want to be on set, to work again? Fuck off. Why would anyone hire you? I’d hire a pedophile to babysit my kids before I’d hire you to act in a movie, because I’d trust them more to do the right thing.