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February 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Katy Perry wore angel wings and made out with Russell Brand (perhaps to quiet the reports that they’re already in marriage counseling) on the Grammy red carpet last night, but the person I’d really like to see with angel wings is Cameron Diaz. And by that I mean I wish she were dead.
After that Katy brought out her grandmother, though not strapped to her back while teaching her about the Force like you might think. The bad news is her grandmother looks like she could die at any minute. The good news is that they can just flush her down the toilet when it happens.