Kate Moss was drunk, horny and in a sex shop

On any given day, depending on what time it is, Kate Moss will either be getting drunk, drunk or passed out drunk. Guess which one she was when she was in a sex shop slapping her face with a dildo and then blowing it.

BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous visit to a Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”
An onlooker told us: “She was totally drunk and collapsed on the floor … Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”

Uhh, I really hope they made her buy that. The dildo with Kate’s saliva all over it. Otherwise some unsuspecting slut is gonna go home and jam that thing inside of them, probably good and deep too, like someone packing an old musket. You might as well dip the thing in cobra venom.

(image source = flynet)