Brooke Mueller is a cool wife

I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts.

Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future ex wife of Charlie Sheen, who in December told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. But the holidays can be stressful, and that was almost three months ago, so not only has she moved back in with Sheen, who is currently living with porn star Bree Olson AND his “girlfriend” Natalie Kelly, but now the 4 of them are going on a romantic vacation together.

Radar has learned Sheen and his “roommates” were leaving Los Angeles on Wednesday to vacation on a private tropical island.
All of this is occurring as Sheen is supposed to be in rehab at home as his hit show is shut down.

And confirmation…

Charlie Sheen boarded his private jet this afternoon along with his two new girlfriends and ex-wife Brooke Mueller … and took off for an island near the Bahamas for a private adult vacation … TMZ has learned.

I don’t know who messed Brooke Mueller up so bad that she would put up with this, but I assume it’s her dad. This is definitely a girl with daddy issues. Though I’m not real clear on how blowing Charlie Sheen after he takes it out of Bree Olsens ass help resolve daddy issues. Shouldn’t she just buy him a tie and ask for horse riding lessons. Seriously, what goes on in the mind of a girl, why are they all crazy, is it just sabre dance playing super loud and non-stop pandemonium, because that’s what I picture.

(image source of Sheen and Mueller on their honeymoon in 2007 = splash)