Snooki likes waking up in garbage cans

Snooki and Oscar the Grouch are both dirty, ugly and let strange men fist them, but the similarities don’t end there, because she told Ellen Degeneres that there are still days when she wakes up in a garbage can. She calls those “good days”.

Ellen asked, “Now, when you say if you didn’t black out it’s a good night for you, are you serious?”
Dead serious, she said. “Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. It sucks. So you’re like, “What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?”
And when Ellen asks how often that happens, Snooki casually responded, “Oh, like once a month.”

It’s good to hear she doesn’t mind waking up in the garbage because if I ever accidentally have sex with her that’s exactly where she’s going when we’re done. Unless she’ll fit in the toilet.