Sheen had a briefcase full of coke and Melanie Rios

So if Charlie Sheen does die today (and honestly if he does who cares) at least he’ll have gone out nailing one of the hottest girls in porn, if not all of Hollywood, in Melanie Rios. According to radar, she was the other porn star with Sheen this morning after he went to the hospital, though there’s no mention of it on her twitter, which has been updated twice today.

The first porn star is said to be Kacey Jordan, who is actually kind of ugly, and it shows how badly drugs can impair your judgment because Melanie has a sister named Valerie (or at least they say they’re sisters), and that’s them pictured, and they… um… do stuff (NSFW).

In Sheens defense, its hard to make informed decisions when your doing bricks of cocaine at a time. TMZ says…

Sheen had a “briefcase full of cocaine” delivered to his home — and was using large amounts of the drug during the 36-hour bender that landed him in the hospital … this according to a source inside the house.
We’re told Sheen had several people inside his home during the 36-hour span that started Tuesday night — including 2 porn stars, a business associate, and several other women.
After hours of drinking, we’re told a person showed up to the house with a designer “briefcase” — that contained multiple “bricks” of cocaine.
We’re told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours.

And people freak out when I say I hope he dies? Seriously, who cares? Not him. Hell even if he does die, his last words will have been, “WEEEEEEE!!!!!”