Monday morning headlines

PETE POSTLEHWAITE – died last night, from cancer. He was 64, and made his career by looking 64 for the past 20 years while being the best actor in movies like the Usual Suspects, Inception, and the Town. Called “the best actor in the world” by Steven Spielberg, he gave a movie credibility and made at least part of it good. I’ll get you for this cancer! (people)

LINDSAY LOHAN – gets out of rehab today, and this time will be totally different from the other 90 times she’s broken the law or gone to rehab or both. This time she even went to Whole Foods and read a magnet, then posted it on twitter. “The future depends on what we do in the present.” Oh shit. She’s so different now. If she tweets the Emerson one about what lies inside of me, I’ll vote for her to be President of Earth. She’s an amazing woman now!!! (huff post)

DAVID ARQUETTE – has entered rehab for addiction to alcohol and depression. Looks like someone didn’t read Lindsays magnet. (e!)

SITE NEWS – OK I’ve clearly been lazy as hell lately. Actually that’s not true, I’ve been working on other stuff for the site, but either way the page has been slow for a few weeks and I apologize. But that’s wrapped up, for the most part, and I still have some stuff to catch up on, like the top 100, but now the page will be back to normal. Which means mediocre. Honestly if I were you I’d go watch some TV or something. Have you seen Nikita. That’s a good show. And they put Maggie Q in yoga pants a lot. I would go watch that if I were you.