Lindsay is staying in rehab. Voluntarily.

Lindsay Lohan was court ordered to stay in rehab until January 3rd, so she could leave today if she wanted too, but for some reason, probably because she’s still negotiating with the paparazzi for her first pictures, she now claims she’ll stay another week. TMZ says…

we’re told she may stay until the weekend to get additional treatment.
Sources tell us Lindsay is taking precautions before reentering day-to-day life, and is talking with people at the Betty Ford Center about reentering the residential day treatment program until Saturday.
Maybe this time it’s working …

Yeah that must be it. It’s because she’s so serious about rehab. She’s been in there since October 22nd but she needs one more week. It’s not because she wants to turn this into a bigger story, because there was no buildup to her release because of the holiday. Oh no, not at all. It’s because Lindsay Fucking Lohan, who two weeks ago was violating probation because she was in a bar, is serious about rehab. If you threw an ounce of coke in the middle of the street right now she would dive between the cars and then rape it.