Jenny McCarthy is not actually a doctor

Jenny McCarthy, Miss October 1993, who has now murdered 622 children, has spent the last few years insisting that vaccines gave her kid autism, despite the fact that it’s not true and her kid probably never had autism to begin with.

Her only real medical evidence came from a man named Andrew Wakefield, who, unlike Jenny, is a real doctor. That’s the good news. The bad news is his data is as real as her hair color and tits. The AP says…

The first study to link a childhood vaccine to autism was based on doctored information about the children involved, according to a new report on the widely discredited research.
The conclusions of the 1998 paper by Andrew Wakefield and colleagues was renounced by 10 of its 13 authors and later retracted by the medical journal Lancet, where it was published. Still, the suggestion the MMR shot was connected to autism spooked parents worldwide and immunization rates for measles, mumps and rubella have never fully recovered.
A new examination found, by comparing the reported diagnoses in the paper to hospital records, that Wakefield and colleagues altered facts about patients in their study.

So basically, Jenny Mccarthys kid is a dim wittted lump who just sits there like an asshole, not because he has autism, but because you get out what you put in, and any kid coming out of Jenny McCarthy was gonna be an easily befuddled dork. Just be happy he’s not trying to eat the god damned dog and stop blaming science for your cave dweller genetics.