Jennifer Love Hewitt really is an idiot

Jennifer Love Hewitt has said before that she’s been going to the same jewelry store once a month for 19 years and wasting the employees time by trying on her “dream” engagement ring that no one wants to buy her, but if that wasn’t sad and clingy enough, now she’s expanded on that fantasy and actually picked out 3 rings that no one wants to buy her. People says…

The pressure is off Jennifer Love Hewitt’s future husband. She has already picked out her wedding ring – actually, three.
“I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor,” the actress, 31, tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview airing Tuesday on her talk show. “I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring, so I feel like having three picked out and saying, ‘Look! Look at this plethora of things you can choose from!’ ”
The Ghost Whisperer star, who found the rings at Tiffany’s, plans to explain to her beau: “If you chose one of these three, I’m going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So, why would you want to do that?”

Does she not understand that, the very thing perhaps keeping her from getting engaged is her terrifying desperation to get engaged? It would be like if a guy who was trying to get laid got on his knees, did that praying thing with his hands and whimpered.