Jennifer Aniston is a drunk

A lot of people are making fun of Jennifer Aniston today because she was drunk at the Peoples Choice Awards last night and could barely slur enough words together to give Adam Sandler his award. Actually she didn’t slur enough words together because she forgot one of the two awards, but reading words out loud is incredibly hard. They should have someone else do that. Maybe that homeless guy. They were expecting too much, they should have made it easier. They could say “to present this award, here’s Jennifer Ansiton”, and she could come out and they could have a chair and she could sit down, and then the homeless guy could read the names and Jennifer could say “yyaaayyy” and clap her hands and then the winner could come up and get the trophy from a model and she’d be like “ooohhhh” and she could clap some more and then they’d finish and backstage they’d wave their arms and shout, “Jennifer, come on, over here,” and she’d eventually walk over and they would all be like, “yay Jennifer you did it” and she’d say “yay I did it!”