CBS knows Charlie Sheen is a degenerate

Charlie Sheen is the star of televisions number 1 sitcom, but mostly he’s famous for being a functioning drug addict and all around piece of shit. Now, the head of CBS says she’s worried about his behavior, but as long as he eventually makes it to work and mumbles out his lines, he can rape as much coke as he wants.

“We have a high level of concern,” said Nina Tassler, CBS entertainment president. “How can we not?”
Tassler said she has given a great deal of thought to Sheen on a “human level,” but the situation can’t be viewed simplistically. The actor does his job reliably well on “Two and a Half Men,” she said.
A reporter suggested a person in a different line of work would be fired for involvement in similar incidents.
“What do you get fired for? Going to work and doing your job?” Tassler asked.

I find it hard to believe that Charlie Sheen is really worth all this trouble, but I’ve never watched that show so maybe he is. If I had my choice between watching Two And A Half Men or watching some old gay guys 69 each other, I would at least wanna know if the gay guys were in one of those really nice houses in the Hollywood Hills, because it would kind of drag me down to know that a couple of elderly queens had a nicer house than me.