what in the hell

Jason Trawick has been a well known talent agent for a long time because of high profile clients like Britney Spears, whom he also started dating two years ago, and he’s generally given a degree of credit for her comeback because he’s been seen as a steadying influence on her once chaotic life.

But today Star magazine goes on sale with a cover story claiming Trawick is secretly some violent lunatic who gave Britney a few Irish kisses (black eyes), according to that guy she married for 55 hours in 2004.

Britney’s former husband Jason Alexander tells Star that the pop princess confided to him that Trawick beat her — on multiple occasions.
“Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”
She recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye.”
Alexander says he’s telling this story because he’s “really concerned” for Britney who he feels is “telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this.”

Um, get out of what? Having a boyfriend? Believe me when I tell you, girls can get out of having a boyfriend. Women are black hearted monsters, they don’t care. It’s like they’re god damned aliens who gain some sort of power from our tears.

INCONCLUSIVE UPDATE – Radar has audio of “Britney” telling Jason that Trawick hits her, and as shocking as that is, just imagine if the girl sounded anything like Britney. Then it would be amazing!