Star is sticking by thier claim that Britneys boyfriend hit her

In her only statement so far concerning claims made by Star magazine that her boyfriend Jason Trawick hits her, Britney Spears went on her twitter yesterday to say she was off to spend “a romantic weekend” with Trawick, then added…

“Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” (editors note: Geaux Tigers!)

And Spears manager Larry Rudolph spoke to Access Hollywood and said, “Lawyers are amassing. We are 100 percent taking stern and immediate legal action.”

For their part, Star is defending their story, and today released the results of a polygraph taken by Jason Alexander, Brit’s childhood friend and the one and only source for these claims. (TIP: It gives everything more credibility if you ignore that they dont know how to spell Britney’s name.)

Q: Did you record a phone conversation that you had with Brittney Spears on (date not revealed)?
A: Yes.

Q: During that phone conversation, did Brittney Spears tell you that Jason Trawick had beaten her?
A: Yes.

Q: Did Brittney Spears tell you she suspected Jason Trawick of sleeping with (name not revealed)?
A: Yes.

Q: Did Brittney Spears tell you she had gotten pregnant by Jason Trawick and that she had an abortion?
A: Yes.

Q: Did Brittney spears tell you that she broke up with Jason Trawick because of his physical abuse and cheating?
A: Yes.

This still doesn’t make any sense because Trawick, although a handsome devil, is just her boyfriend. She’s a damn billionaire, she’s not trapped in anything, if she wanted to leave she would. And if her dad really knew as they claim then he would have done something. Or at least that’s what I would do. I administer street justice, each of my tats represents a kill!