Scarlett Johansson was mean to Ryan Reynolds

Most people were surprised when Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson announced their separation last week, because in their statement, they dropped the N bomb 14 times. Everything was N-word this and N-word that, It Was Ridiculous!

But what wasn’t surprising was that they were having problems, at least that’s what Us magazine says, according to people who worked with Reynolds on the Green Lantern.

It was “open on set that he and Scarlett [Johansson] were having problems.”
Reynolds “would say that she treated him badly,” the insider explains. “It never seemed like she made him a priority.”
Reynolds is now “beyond sad and depressed,” another pal says.
Johansson, meanwhile, is less broken up about the situation. “She was disconnected and disaffected” about the split, the source says. “It was harsh.”

Maybe this is why the Green Lantern looks so horrible. Maybe Ryan was real sad all the time. Maybe the movie will have a 70 minute block in the middle where he listens to the Eternal on a loop and cries and carves “fatty” into his arm. And maybe that will still be better than Spiderman 3.