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December 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I take sole responsibility and 100 percent of the credit for the demise of Kirsten Snaggletooth Dunst, and now I hope Cameron Diaz can be the next to go because are you god damn kidding me? She still looks mostly human in movies but when you see her live, like yesterday at the Green Hornet premiere, she’s a damn monster. She’s so hideously ugly and annoying, if I were in a horrible car wreck and the car was on fire and I saw Cameron running to help, I’d summon my last ounce of strength to lock the doors and turn up the radio.