Miley Cyrus is taking naked cell phone pictures again

I really need to move Tyler to one of those crooked island countries where you can, not only have a website with pictures of a naked 17 year old, but you could buy a naked 17 year old for a box of nails or a brita jug or something like that. Those countries have the right idea.

Point being, Miley Cyrus was in Europe last month for the MTV Awards, about 10 days before she turned 18, and she once again passed the time by taking naked pictures on her phone. I can’t post those of course, but I’m sure she’ll have more out soon. She doesn’t look that great, but it’s the novelty of it all. Like at the circus when they have a bear riding a bike. No one crosses their arms and says, “Eh, big deal, I could go faster than that.” They say, “Holy Shit that’s a god damn bear on a bike!”