Cameron Diaz is in a bikini, an idiot

December 23, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The best thing about these pictures of Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez in Hawaii yesterday is that they were taken from really far away and the water looks real pretty, so you’re not overwhelmed by how shockingly ugly Cameron Diaz is.

Oh, and she’s as athletic as she is lovely. She even managed to stand on this paddle board for a few seconds without having to sit back down. I think the problem is those things are only like 10 feet long and 4 feet wide. They should really be bigger. Maybe we can get someones roof and Cameron can stand on that. Or just a regular boat. What about the land Cameron, can you maybe walk on land for 20 seconds without tipping over, you fucking spaz.

(source = inf daily)

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