Britney Spears denies that her boyfriend hit her

A spokesman for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick has made a statement about todays report in Star magazine claiming that Trawick hits Britney. I think he’s denying it.

“Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.
Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published.  All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander are completely fabricated.
The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney.
The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous — it is NOT HER.
Jason Trawick has never abused her.
They have defamed Britney Spears and we will be taking appropriate legal action.”

Jason Alexander sort of seems like an idiot, and this is what happens when plans get thought up by idiots. They don’t work very well. I’m sure he doesn’t understand that there are a million ways to prove he’s lying. I doubt he even understands how the horse at the state fair knew what 1+1 was, and also 5-3, and even 2×0. He probably assume it was some kind of super horse or a horsey demon.