Portia DeGeneres might lez up Dancing with the Stars

There are 30 different adaptations of Dancing With The Stars around the world, and last week the Israeli version was the first to feature a same-sex couple when they paired up Gili Shem Tov, a gay TV sportscaster, and Dorit Milman, a not gay professional dancer. And yes those are girls (video).

The next country to do it might be the US of motherfuckin A bitches, and even though it’s a dumb idea, we’re gonna have an actual big star do it. Suck on that, Israel!

Portia DeGeneres could be the first celebrity to dance with a same-sex partner on “Dancing With the Stars.”
The hit competition series is “planning to feature a same-sex couple. You’re at the top of the list,”Ryan Seacrest told Portia (who changed her last name from de Rossi to DeGeneres) on his radio show yesterday.
The proclamation seemed to surprise DeGeneres, who is married to talk show host Ellen DeGeneres. “Goodness, you really do break news,” she said.
Rather than flat out pass, DeGeneres said, “I’m not gonna pass, let me think about it. I used to be a ballet dancer. It’s not completely a pass. You never know.”

Ooo-la-la! Two ladies doing the rumba! Do I have to ride my penny farthing down to the boardwalk or will this be on the television set?

Jesus, what a dumb idea. She should say no. It’s exploitative but still pointless. If I want to watch to girls rub on each other, and I do, I’m not watching this crap.