Monday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN – is reportedly dating Halle Berrys ex, Gabriel Aubry. He of course is a model who first came to the US when he left Quebec and traveled to New York. Just like the 9/11 hijackers. Hmm. Isn’t that interesting. Oh but I’m sure that’s all just a big coincidence, right Gabriel? (us.com)

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS – made 330 million dollars worldwide this weekend, 125M in America. It’s the most profitable, and therefore best, movie ever made. Oscar race = over. (deadline)

CHARLIE SHEEN – might be in trouble for his drug-fueled NY hotel hissy fit after all, bc today Capri Anderson filed a criminal complaint claiming he was using drugs and held her against her will. Legal experts think this could be tricky for Sheen, because of the fact that he’s guilty. (radar)

ALYSSA CAMPANELLA – is the new Miss California. As you may have noticed, she has red hair. And of course girls with red hair are the best ones, except for Asian girls. They should have a TV show about a girl with red hair in a bikini who kisses an Asian girl in a bikini. You’re Welcome, Hollywood!