Lindsay Lohan has been fired from her only remaining job

To recap, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to make a big comeback in the movie Inferno, a bio-pic of 70’s porn star Linda Lovelace. The movie was all set to go, except that it doesn’t own the rights to the story, it doesn’t have financing, or a script, or a cast or a director who has any idea what he’s doing.

But then Lindsay went back to jail and back to rehab and back to jail and back to rehab, and so now the attention whore director has been forced to fire Lindsay and replace with her with Watchmen star Malin Akerman. Though to be honest if Akerman is aware of any of this I’ll be nothing short of stunned.

“We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan,” Wilder says.E! “We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard.”
“We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,” Wilder says. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her—and some other issues—have made it impossible for us to go forward.”
Meanwhile, a source close to Lohan tells E! News the starlet wasn’t happy with the direction of the movie, regardless.
“She wanted them to tone down a lot of the racy scenes”, the source said. “It wasn’t going to be good for her to play someone with substance issues when she is going through her own recovery.”

The good news for Lindsay is that this was never really a job anyway. The bad news is it was the only thing she had to pretend was a job. The even worse news is, every single thing she did in Machete. Lindsay is an absolutely god damn horrible actress now. She can’t even act like a naked slut, despite rehearsing for this role every single day for the past 4 years.