Keshas idiocy is blinding

Normally we’re the ones who have to suffer because of Ke$has dumb outfits, but she was wearing some 3D glasses as she left Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and since the world is already 3D, that meant she couldn’t see anything and was stumbling around like an idiot.

She needs to realize that there are consequences to what you wear. I learned that the hard way when I accidentally stopped for a smoothie after a workout in the gay part of town, while still wearing my skimpy running shorts and a muscle shirt that clung to my Adonis-like frame. Much to my surprise, the way I eat bananas is apparently considered “hot”.