Jessica Simpson is not getting a pre-nup

I think we all know that Jessica Simpsons marriage to Eric Johnson is gonna last about as long as the first piece of wedding cake they give her, so it would be dumb to not get a prenup and put her 100 million dollar fortune at risk. And since Jessica Simpson is dumb, that’s what she’s gonna do. Popeater says…

“Nick (Lachey) walked away with over $10 million of her money when they divorced, because they had no prenup. You would think she would have learned her lesson,” an insider tells me. “But where romance is concerned, Jess follows her heart not her head.”

Her dad, however, is not so sentimental.

“At the moment, Joe is sitting back and being a great father, supporting his daughter and his future son-in-law,” a family friend tells me. “However, you can bet after all the excitement has died down, Joe is going to do everything in his power to make sure Jessica doesn’t walk down the aisle until Eric signs away any right he might have to Jessica’s enormous fortune.”

I remember this dude from when he was playing for the Saints. If Joe wants to stop the marriage he should paint a goal line right in front of the alter. From what I could tell Eric thinks the world past that point is filled with monsters and he won’t go anywhere fucking near it.