is Eva Longoria almost single?

E! says that Eva Longoria, who was once inseparable from her husband Tony Parker Longoria, is now very very separable. Is it because she wants me to stick it to her? Yes, probably.

Something is going on in Eva Longoria Parker’s world—and it doesn’t sound good.
Her camp is on lockdown and not talking. But here’s what we know:
Not only did Parker host the MTV EMA awards in Europe on Nov. 7, but four nights later she was in Vegas hosting last Thursday’s big Rock for the Cure benefit for the Nevada Cancer Institute.
And this coming Saturday, she was supposed to be one of the many celebs to appear at the taping of Anderson Cooper’s CNN Heroes of 2010 television special but she canceled over the weekend.
Could it have to do with husband Tony Parker and whispers that there’s trouble between them?

I didn’t really follow that to be honest with you. I’m not sure why hosting a few events mean there’s trouble in her marriage, but maybe this is the sort of thing where Malkin can’t say everything he knows. And I don’t really care to be honest with you. This bitch is gorgeous. If she’s single, I don’t care how it happened. That’s why I replaced Tonys vitamins with deadly poison!