Eva Longoria is getting a divorce

Hey, remember that post 5 minutes ago? This one. The answer is “yes”.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting divorced … TMZ has learned.
Parker filed for divorce yesterday in Texas.
The “Desperate Housewives” actress and the San Antonio Spurs star married back in July of 2007.
Eva has stated that she has Tony’s initials tattooed on her body … in a mystery spot. She also has Tony’s jersey number — “Nine” — tattooed on the back of her neck.

Oh jesus christ. Look TMZ, if you dont have anything else relevant to the story, just stop typing, ok. Also, for the love of God would you please learn how to use an ellipses. Not everything deserves a … dramatic pause. The way you do that is really … god damn annoying. I can barely even read and even I know you’re fuckin that up.

CONFLICTING UPDATE – or maybe she isn’t. “Longoria’s rep told E! News that (TMZ’s) report “is 100% false, Tony did NOT file for divorce from Eva.”