Oprah Winfrey and her gay lover went camping

(NOTE: the picture in the headline is an artists depiction of what this story would look like if it was awesome, as opposed to gross)

If there’s one thing that all straight women love, it’s camping, so no wonder Oprah Winfrey and her longtime companion Gayle King went camping this weekend in Yosemite. Why else would they go off together?

(Radar has learned Winfrey and King) were spotted at an REI store Friday morning in Fresno, California shopping for camping supplies on their way up to Yosemite National Park.
“I didn’t think Oprah was the type to do tents but her and Gayle scooped up all sorts of supplies,” (a source) said.
“They bought sleeping bags, lawn chairs, water bottles and fanny packs too.”
Oprah had her crew from The Oprah Winfrey Show documenting her trip with Gayle over the weekend … it should air later in October.

Why won’t this bitch just admit that she’s gay? It’s actually really insulting. No one cares anymore if someone is gay or not. It would only matter if you’re my friend Greg and you’ve texted me twice today because you wanna come out of the closet, in which case you need to just keep that shit to yourself.