Charlie Sheens porn star is about to get paid

Capri Anderson, the girl who locked herself in a bathroom Monday night inside Charlie Sheens New York hotel room (and who does softcore and girl-girl porn under this new name but did hardcore under the name Alexis Capri), will ask the DA in Aspen to violate Sheens probation on the grounds that he held her against her will. TMZ says…

Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door.  She alleges she feared for her life.
We’re told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie’s probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case.
Sources in Pitkin County tell us as far as the D.A. is concerned, any complaint that criminal activity occurred in New York must be filed in New York, not Pitkin County.  We’re told, however, that if Anderson flies to Aspen, the D.A. has “an open-door policy” and would see her.

Obviously this chick just wants to get paid, and good for her. No one is more undeserving of money and good fortune as Charlie Sheen. I hope she takes him for 50 million, and if she can make a case for kidnapping, she just might. He’s such a loser the only way girls will hang out with him is if he pays them to. Some guys are just like that. Not me though. I’ve just got “it”, ya know. Call it charisma, sex appeal, whatever, it drives the ladies mad. And my huge dong doesn’t hurt either. In Japan, they call it, “the Thunder Stick”.