Charlie Sheen is still a violent, drunken asshole

The last time we saw Charlie Sheen, he was having sex with prostitutes in the bed he shares with his wife and threatening to saw off his wife’s head, and CBS was laughing about it and giving him a huge new contract for his comedy about raising a child.

Sheen never did any jail time for this, naturally, but he did have to spend 30 days in rehab, and wow did it ever work wond oh wait never mind he’s still the same spoiled violent prick he’s always been. The New York Post says…

Two months after getting out of rehab, cops were called to a midtown hotel after a drunk and naked Charlie Sheen had trashed his suite early today after learning that he had lost his wallet and cellphone.
The Plaza Hotel on Fifth Avenue called police just after 2 a.m. where they found tables and chairs had been thrown around the room and a chandelier was also damaged.

There better be some plan in place in case he and Lindsay ever hook up. Because if they have a kid it’s gonna be the end of all of us. It would come out of her spinning around at a thousand miles per hour like the Tasmanian Devil, looking for shit to break and things to hump.