Britney Spears might be free to go all apeshit again

2008 was awesome. Not only was I was bangin this hot Asian chick with huge jugs, but Britney Spears had gone completely crazy. She shaved her head, flashed her kitty (NSFW), showed her boobs, got 5150’d, ate lots of cake, and made a bunch of dumb faces. It was a simpler time, before everyone started copying my hillbilly-Britney-inner-dialogue and ruining it for me, back when she could pull over on the side of the road and go swimming in her bra and panties.

But then her do-gooder boyfriend and manager had to straighten her out and ruin everything. Even more important was that her dad was given complete control of her finances, which essentially put her on lockdown and killed her ability to act out.

So with all that in mind, this could be awesome news…

Britney Spears’ conservatorship is coming to an end, Radar has learned exclusively (and) will most likely end within three months
“Britney has made tremendous progress in the past three to four months. She seems to be firmly in control again,” the source said.

Her dad should be commended because Britney was on the verge of complete collapse and he practically saved her life. My dad never gave me a lot of advice as a kid, but he would hit me in the back of the head if I did something stupid, and that’s kind of like advice. What a touching post this turned out to be!