Thursday morning headlines

PARIS HILTON – is lying. She said she borrowed the purse that had cocaine in it when she was arrested in Vegas. If that’s true, she borrowed a purse identical to this one, which she bragged about on twitter in July. Shocking, isn’t it? Just when you think you know someone. (radar)

ELLEN POMPEO – has 12 toes. At least according to this nonsense. I don’t mean to brag, but I think I know a toe when I see one. (daily mail)

KELLEN LUTZ – of ‘Twilight’ was seen outside his Studio City apartment yesterday, and there haven’t been many pictures of him on here before, but now it makes sense. Now I get why those girls at the pool thought I was Kellan. I mean, my eyes are more of a piercing blue obviously, but I had sunglasses on, so, yeah, from this distance, I can totally see it. (fame)