Rihanna lost the bikini contest

September 8, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

Rihanna spent the weekend in Hawaii in a bikini, and it’s not that she looked bad, but… okay I can’t think think of how to finish that. I mean I know there are guys who like girls with a big ass and no tits, but all those guys are black, and I’m as white as driven snow, so I’m gonna pass thank you.

And that’s why Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest. Rihanna looked okay for Rihanna, but there can only be one winner, and in life we celebrate the winners. At least that’s what my mom would say after youth football games, as my brother ate dinner with the family, and I watched from outside in the rain.

(image source = pacific coast)

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