BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay would prefer rehab over jail

A few weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan had 90 days in rehab standing between her and freedom. “Fuck this,” she said, and then promptly tricked the doctors into letting her go 68 days early. Then of course she did some more coke, and now rehab might be the only thing keeping her out of jail again.

Hey you’ll never guess who suddenly thinks they should stay in rehab for as long as it takes.

A source (meaning her mom because Lindsay has no friends) tells Radar…

“Lindsay is still being assessed by her treatment team but the team is saying that she should spend at least 45 days getting in-patient treatment. It’s going to take her body at least 30 days to get the substances out of her system.”
“Her body needs to do a lot of healing.”

Just for fun let’s revisit the current issue of Vanity Fair…

Lohan adamantly denies rumors of drug abuse.
“If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox from all the things that people say I’m taking—so that says something, because I was fine.”

Well no wonder she demanded an apology….

According to Lindsay Lohan’s latest medical report, the actress was not addicted to cocaine.
Now she wants some form of apology or compensation from the courts.
“Lindsay is fuming – she is really upset that the courts put her through all this,” the source (wwtdd editors note: there’s that source again!) said.

Anyway. Let’s not live in the past. All those things happened days or even weeks ago. If she stops doing drugs, why should she go to jail? That’s how the law works right? If you’re not currently engaged in a crime then there’s no problem right?

“Lindsay is required to be at the hearing (on October 22nd for violating her probation). At that point, if Lindsay is making improvements, Lindsay’s team would ask Judge Fox to not put her in jail at all, or defer her sentence until she is finished with her in-patient treatment,” the source added.

In case you missed it: “…ask Judge Fox to not put her in jail at all…“

“The fact is jail doesn’t scare Lindsay. Before she did her time earlier this summer, she was petrified. Having spent time behind bars, it doesn’t have that effect on her. Jail isn’t a deterrent for her, period,” the insider said.

For the record, Lindsay should still be in jail for another 15 days to fulfill the 90 day sentence she was given on July 20th. Remember that? Remember when the judge sent her to jail for 90 days and 13 days later the sheriff let her out? Yeeaah. Awesome, right?

But she’s not scared by jail, huh? Well knock me down with a feather, I wonder why not? She must be one tough lady!