Lindsay Lohan only barely hit a baby with a car

Every time Radar gets an big exclusive story, TMZ will immediately try to undermine it. Today, Radar said Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with a car. Guess what happened next…

An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ … the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying.

There’s a nameless source who says it’s all bullshit? What a lucky break!

The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light.

You hear that people in the crosswalk? Signal or not, fuck you.

The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”

Keep in mind that Lindsay was pulled over for running a stop sign 3 days before this. But, when she has a green light, she allegedly drives 1 mile per hour. Is she simply so dumb she doesn’t know what the colors mean?

Also, didn’t this story begin by saying it’s all a lie, that Lindsay did not hit a baby with a car? Because I’m pretty sure we just confirmed it.

The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.

And yet when Radar asked Lindsay about this incident, she said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She didn’t remember stopping to check on the baby stroller she hit and making sure everyone was okay.

So far … no one has gone to the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department to file a report.

You mean that illegal immigrant pushing the stroller? She didn’t go to the cops, huh? Well fuck me. CASE DISMISSED!