Lindsay Lohan is banned from her own movies now

Kim Kardashian was on the Tonight Show earlier this week, and Leno asked her why she never got into trouble like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

I don’t know what she said, I didn’t see it, but they talk about it on Us.com if you care. He might not have even mentioned Lindsay to be honest. But Kim looked really hot last night, and by weaving her into unrelated stories, we can all sit back and enjoy it.

But this is about Lindsay, and how everyone hates her. Including Robert Rodriguez, who gave her a small role in his new movie ‘Machete’, which opens tomorrow. And which has been having premieres all week. Yet Lindsay hasn’t been to any of them. Try and guess why.

…a source tells Us Weekly, Rodriguez didn’t want her to attend.
“He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go,” says the source.
While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasn’t welcome there.”

Aw man, no way. That’s so surprising to hear, and totally not fair. Lindsay is real serious now, and totally changed, and oh wait never mind. Fox says…

“Lindsay is back doing her thing, still hanging out with the same friends that told her she did nothing wrong and that there is nothing wrong with her and she believes it.”

This is the good side of her getting out of jail so early. There’s a simple joy in watching her fumble around and fuck everything up, all while telling everyone that the things that are clearly happening, aren’t happening. I never thought of myself as the kind of person who would take such glee from the misfortune of others, but here I am, doin it.