Kate Gosselin needs a mirror, the internet

Kate Gosselin went jogging, or “yogging”, it might be a soft “j”, yesterday near her house in Pennsylvania or wherever the hell it is she lives, and it was a good reminder that we all need to know our limits in life. For example, when I was a kid I dreamed of being a dancer I mean, uh, um, football. Thrower. The main guy. Like Clayton Manning. Bottom line, I wasn’t good enough.

Kate Gosselin needs to look herself in the mirror, figuratively and literally. I of course chose the worst picture for the headline because I’m mean spirited and childish, but if she wore a normal shirt and got bigger implants, you might be tricked into thinking she had a good body (granted, “get bigger tits” is my answer to everything). Or better yet, don’t run outside. If you don’t want people making fun of you, stop begging us to.

(image source = inf daily)