JWoww is posing for Playboy

It can’t really be a surprise that Playboy has been in talks with ‘Jersey Shore’ star JWoww to pose naked, and though the deal has yet to be signed, we’re talking about JWoww taking money to show her tits. I’m optimistic. E! says…

“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”
In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”
Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”

Yeah well it’s being talked about right now: take your god damn clothes off. All of them. I like JWoww, and I very much want to see her naked. If Playboy is gonna print pictures of girls coyly peering out from behind a column, they should advertise it as a magazine for people who love columns. If I wanted to see a girl hiding herself with towels and sheets, I’d go chase a salesgirl around Bed, Bath and Beyond.