everyone hates Paris Hilton

Just hours after appearing in a Las Vegas courtroom yesterday to enter her plea agreement for cocaine charges, Paris Hilton was detained by officials at an airport in Tokyo.

It should have been simple enough, because if there’s one thing foreign countries love, it’s Americans with criminal records entering their country, but for some reason things aren’t going so well. E! says…

She was scheduled to make an in-store appearance in Tokyo Wednesday, but that’s in jeopardy after she was detained upon landing at Japan’s Narita Airport.
Immigration officials detained Paris upon arrival. Anyone on a suspended jail term (such as Hilton) is not allowed to enter Japan except for “special reasons.”
Paris is reportedly staying in an airport hotel overnight while the situation gets sorted out, and she may return to the United States without making her scheduled stops in Malaysia and Indonesia.

I know it goes without saying at this point, but wow. Paris Hilton is a fukcin moron. The only thing the Asians are better at than making girls I want to have sex with is following rules. Of course they stopped her dumb ass. Or maybe they saw her wonk eye and thought she was making fun of them. A good caning should get the truth out of her.