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August 18, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
As you know, Simon Monjack was that worthless tub of shit who somehow tricked Brittany Murphy into marrying him, and who seemed suspicious as hell when she died.
Well now take every uncomfortable shiver that ever went up your spine when you thought about him and multiply that by one hundredy quillion.
The L.A. Coroner’s Office just released their report on Simon Monjack’s death.
In the report, the investigator documents an exchange with a person (later identified as) Brittany’s mother, Sharon Murphy.
The investigator and (Sharon) were going through the master bedroom in the Hollywood Hills home that Simon shared with Brittany … when (Sharon) pointed to one side of Simon’s bed and identified it as “her side of the bed.”
This could maybe be creppier, but only if they also indicated what part of the bed Brittanys corpse slept on, and if there was a bunch of sex toys littering the ground. And not even normal sex toys, but like a dildo attached to a two-stroke diesel engine with a picture of a grizzly bear on the side.