Rihannas new tat has a typo

You really have to hand it to whatever dipshit did Rihannas new tat. It’s only two words long, so there was only one possible way for him to mess up the order. And he nailed it. Popeater says…

(Her) newest ink reads “rebelle fleur,” but someone forgot that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as “rebel flower,” which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read “fleur rebelle.”

Rihanna looks hot with her red hair but every asshole who gets tats written in a foreign language deserves it when they get screwed up.

By far the worst is when posers get Japanese or Chinese words. Because that’s not how it works. People make fun of “Engrish” but, um, see this cute little girl? Her shirt says “I’m a pervert”.

This shirt was supposed to tell some Samurai story. What it actually says is the warranty information for an IBM computer. It even has the Japanese customer service phone number on it (you can call them). “In the case that a malfunction should occur, only repair service will be offered. We do not accept orders by FAX.”

So Rihanna got off easy. At least no one is gonna corner her and start a fight over her FAX policy.