Paris Hilton charged with felony possession of cocaine

Paris Hilton was charged with felony possession of cocaine today in Las Vegas, and if convicted, she could face a minimum of one year in jail. This all began Friday night after she was pulled over for suspicion of smoking marijuana, leading police to find .8 grams of cocaine in her purse.

Okay now and try and guess if Paris was undone by good old fashioned police work, or because she’s so fantastically stupid she literally took the cocaine from it’s secure hiding spot and dropped it into the cops hand. The answer may surprise you. (NOTE: It won’t surprise you.)

TMZ says that after being pulled over…

…a crowd (gathered), Hilton said she was “extremely embarrassed” and asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel.
At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so the cop handed Paris her purse: “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”

The good decision making marathon continued after that when Paris told the cops it wasn’t her purse and she didn’t know about the cocaine, but did admit that all the other stuff in the purse, such as $1300 in cash and credit cards, were hers. Keep in mind when girls go out they usually have some tiny purse that holds only a few small things. But Paris would have you believe this purse was like a top hat in a magic show, you can reach in up to your shoulder, and WHO KNOWS what you’re gonna find in there. Lip balm, cocaine, some doves or a dozen roses, Paris is just as surprised as the rest of us.